INTRO:
Duh-duh-duh-duh! Dah! Talkin grease! Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah! Do you wanna get nasty!?

VERSE ONE:
Okay on these records I’m a freak bitch / a little bit gay / my exposure is indecent / but you gon’ have to behave / take heed prick / I’m hard to get man / ain’t tryina lay with yo diseased dick (I’m really not) / In this age of AIDS and all of that / Your myspace name is “I’ll Swallow That”?/ You myspace message me your digits, not using your real name / You expect me to call you back (now how’s that?) / Yeah I’m into the nuts and ball sacks / that’s common knowledge now / But I ain’t no slut, nigga calm it down/ Oh nigga my head hurts, I need a Tylenol / ‘Cause you dudes is just uncouth / with your toilet mouths / And yes I know I am a hypocrite (What the fuck?) / You wanna stick it where? (in your butt) / Where you wanna sit? (on your face) / Hello there boy! / I heard your song / Would you like to get it on? / Whoa there! / Don’t even go there!

HOOK (x4):
Fuck Boy! Why would you even wanna take it to that level? Wanna take it to that spot? (Let’s not)

VERSE TWO:
Bah-humbug! / Nigga I don’t give a fuck about ne’er’y straight rapper / 40 Glocc, Jap-City, Tricky Trick / Come and lick me on my dicky-dick / You dudes is You-Tube / You dudes is doo-doo / I ain’t that faggot rapper throwin’ hissy fits / (Fuck Boy!) This isn’t personal...this here is business / Shit I’m sniffin’ around like ‘what’s the benefit?’ / Shall I diss them on instruments / No, I don’t sniff a hit / I said that don’t sound like no hit to me / Them dudes is D-List rappers / (What the fuck?) / Nobody’s listening / Homophobes gon’ always be exist-ter-ring / Ain’t trying to go back and forth with stupid niggas bickering / Plus Jap-City the only one that can flow but his mindstate is limited so he ain’t worth mentioning/ Ya’ll saying that I don’t care ‘bout the cause / Nigga fuck Busta Rhymes! How’s that? / I got bars / Don’t go there!

HOOK

VERSE THREE:
Dudes that really deserve respect don’t have to ask for it / Oooh you my brother but / If you was on yo job...makin’ shit pop / Niggas wouldn’t need no Lasto, wouldn’t need no Bry’Nt / You want respect because yo ass is old / I’m out of pocket / But oooh I don’t give a fuck / I don’t like some of ya’ll tone when ya’ll be mentioning us (no I don’t) / Like British rapper saying “Newbie slow down” / I ain’t tryina be mean but do you know how you sound? / You pullin rank? / Really though you dudes cannot be serious / Really you should show us respect / You dudes hilarious / (Laughs) Ooooh you a critic? / Big Nugg got the gall to express his opinions? / Ain’t got a diss track for not none of ya’ll / Some of ya’ll be talkin real greasy but fuck it I rap somersaults around all of ya’ll / So call me what you wanna call me / I think I’ma yawn / Fall asleep

HOOK