INTRO:
You can call me Last Offence, Lasto, L.O., Lastly, Capital L. Ay yoPlot, tell these muthafuckas what else they can call me. Start that muthafuckin beat up. Get it! Got it! Good!

VERSE ONE:
(I’m a muthafuckin rock star!) / I’m twerkin’ in my leather pants / rollin around on stage / I’m making racket with my garage band / (I’m a muthafuckin rock star!) / Oooh I’m Lenny Kravitz / Oooh I’m Brandon Flowers / I’m poppin’ an acid tablet / wildin’ out / I let my hair down, let it all hang out / It is like Woodstock / Man and I got that bang and I got that good knock (yeah yeah yeah yeah) / Me and my amp! / Oooh me and my guitar / We rockin out ‘til the E.R. / ‘Til the F-U-N-E-R-A-L / That’s that! / If you run a hotel / Oooh I wouldn’t wanna be y’all / I’m trashin’ my suite / What you talk? / Receipts? / Gonna have to track me down / And I’m alwaya always always always always always on it / Man I eat this and I sleep this / And I squeeze this through my colon / (Rockerdaddy! Rockerdaddy!) / I’m more lead-der than Zepplin / Play my shit backwards you hear Satan like a “Stairway to Heaven” / Tevin! / I’m Tevin Campbell (because I’m gay) / I am the Beatles, you niggas can’t clear no samples from me / Lead by example! / I’m the baddest faggot doin’ it / That humble shit, I’m screwin’ it / In the anal with no lube and shit / Nigga fuck all that Saint Louis shit / I’m L.A. or I’m N.Y. / where the stocks are! / Naw nigga I ain’t rollin around I ain’t pushin no hot car / But I got bars / And I stay ripping it ripping it daily thoroughly do my thing just like a muthafucking rock star!

OUTRO:
That’s right! Yeah, I’m Bob Dylan bitch! Nigga, I’m Mick Jagger! I’m Jimi Hendrix! I am Marilyn Manson! (laughs) What? What? What? I’m I’m I’m uh! I can’t think of no more of them muthafuckas, Plot help me out!(Laughs) Who we got? (Laughs) I’m uh, uh, who?

JayPlot: David Bowie

David Bowie! I’m glam! I’m wearing make-up! You love it bitch! Get into it! Ha! Uh! I’m a muthafucking rock star! (Laughs) Uh!